WhatsApp chat analysis

Someone here is doing all the work.

Upload a WhatsApp export. drytexter reads all of it — every reply delay, every double text, every month you both went quiet — and writes the report you'd never ask for out loud.

Read my chat How it works

First one free. Your export is deleted the moment the report is written.


Three steps.

Step 01

Export the chat

In WhatsApp: open the chat → ⋮ → More → Export chat → Without media. You get a .zip.

Step 02

Say who it's with

An ex reads nothing like a group chat. Tell us which one it is and the whole analysis changes.

Step 03

Read the report

Charts, receipts, a bond score and a written storyline — emailed to you, and shareable by link.


Who's on the other side?

Pick one. It steers everything that gets written.


A look at the report

Sample figures. Yours come out of your own export.


What you get

A bond score, explained

Reciprocity, initiation, reply latency and consistency — scored, then written out in plain language.

Who invests more

Message share, double texts, who opens the conversation and who lets it end. Uncomfortably specific.

The storyline

Your history split into eras, each one read against what you were actually saying at the time.

Receipts

The handful of messages that decided it, pulled out with the date and the reason they mattered.


Pricing

First analysis

Free

One per account. Sign in with email or Google.

After that

49

Per analysis — or unlock one free by creating a new profile on meetzy.in.


Questions

Do you keep my chat?

No. The export is deleted the moment the report is written. What stays is the report itself and the numbers behind it.

Who can see my report?

Only whoever has the link. It's unlisted and search engines are told to skip it — but anyone you send it to reads all of it. Share it deliberately.

Does it work for group chats?

Yes. Pick "Group chat" and it reads the group as a system rather than as a pair — who holds the floor, who lurks, who talks past everyone.

Which languages?

Anything WhatsApp exports as text, Hinglish included. Emoji and media placeholders are counted, not read.

Ready?

Two minutes, one export.

Read my chat